Friday, September 22, 2006

Gonna Be a Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to Hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YEP, gonna be a bear!

I got this as a forward this morning in my inbox. If it makes you smile as much as it made me smile, it's gonna be a good day!


Pam in CA said...

Must have gotten the same e-mail this morning. You did a grand job of personalizing it. Hang in there girl, this time in your life will go by fast and there will come a day it'll seen like it never happened. Tell your husband he needs to update his blog and fun to find that Cherish is blogging now, too. Just wish could comment on hers without being a blogger myself. Have a great day!

Jennifer said...

I love this, it is my personal motto. I especially like...well, I like all of it!!

Krista said...

lol - this is great. I'm stealing it. :) I'll join you in next life bearness. :)

he pa said...

We do come into this world already bare........

love ya